Sheriff Forbes: Why so serious?
Matt: this is ridiculous, you're not going to get the role of the joker, he's a boy.
Sheriff Forbes: And your girlfriend is leaving you for a werewolf, so HA!
Woah, my teen angst level is at an all time high! Better cut down on the drama.
Caroline: So, youre telling me, you're A?
Tyler: Thats right baby, and i know what you did last summer
"So you're telling me Mr. Tanner couldn't bend and snap?!"
Damon: I could so easily make this look like an accident.
Caroline: I whip my hair back and forth...
Jeremy: the burn book says that you made out with a hot dog, is that true?
Bonnie: that was one time!
Matt(thinking) Jackie O. dressed like that? no wonder JFK slept with Marilyn
Chuck: no Blair, your new perfume doesnt smell like old ladies. (thinking)i think old ladies smell better
Jeremy:Ok, who transported us to Chicago?
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