Alex: What do you mean getting smashed isn't a good way to handle a break up?!
Blair: Will someone tell me why this minion is in my mirror?
Elena: Which tv show season premier to watch first? Decicions, decisions...
Bailey: Don't tell me Lexie's going through another diaper phase.
Mystic Falls Supernatural Fashion Show, 2011.
The "Leather Look".
Tyler: Okay, sexy strut on the count of three...
Caroline: Hey, look at my duck face!
Tyler: ... I do not know you.
Damon: So, I'm on my way to see the new Harry Potter movie...
Katherine: Voldemort dies.
Damon: ... You disgust me.
Vicki: So, tell me Matt, how does it feel knowing that the vampire you love is inevitably going to end up with this handsome werewolf over here?
Matt: I - I -
Tyler: It's okay, Matt... This is a safe circle.
Vicki: I now call the Supernatural Lovers Support Group to order.
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