When Walden woke up after the party and looked at his devastated home and compared it to Charlie Sheen's house, that's one of the funniest lines ever on this show. There have been several good episodes recently. Season nine was good but season ten is better.
Kandi's return was one of the best things that's happened on this show in years. The funniest moment was when she wanted Alan to say hello to her breasts and he did - twice. And she really needs to learn what giving 110% means. Ms Bowlby plays this character just right, and she's really hot, so she's perfect for the part.
Walden's stoned visit to Berta was fun too, he had trouble finding the door and now we know what she wants to do on the hood of her new car.
This was a solid instalment. The best part was Walden's adventure, how the cougar stopped by the road and liked what she saw and how his lie about who he is came back to bite him in the ass. Hopefully the writers will make Alan take the marital plunge soon, and then in a funny way make it blow up in his face once again. I mean, it hasn't exactly been smooth for this couple so far.
Lyndsey got the chance to kiss Walden. Alan never even got the chance with Lyndsey's choice, so nothing is new in Looserville. I liked the bar scene. Beggars can't be choosers, but Alan is anyway and when he turned to the woman next to him the result was predictable, short and funny. I give this week's show three stars out of five.
As for next week, I'm really looking forward to Miley stopping by.
A good start to the season. Walden's social clumsiness returned, this time with an over the top proposal, making it as uncomfortable as possible to say no. Michael Bolton's appearance was hilarious. It was a good idea to bring Evelyn into a scene with Bolton and the vibrator joke was perfect.
The pot-fueled evening became funny when it started to become troublesome for Walden in bed. But the start of the evening in the bar could've been better. I would prefer that the writers would ease up on the gay jokes. They work up to a certain point with Alan, but those jokes have been milked too much.
The writers took it too far this time. It was good in the beginning with Alan's return to the house, the new bed and the new TV. But then when Walden had the escalator installed and Alan rode it in a cowboy hat it became silly. And he could've gotten caught with something less unrealistic than playing volleyball which a bunch of hot chicks.
It was funny that Alan could use his real heart attack to make his fake heart attack believable and it was so funny when he lay in bed and said: "I'd like to thank the academy. There are no small parts, only small apartments."
Two And A Half Men has always offended some people. It used to be the sex jokes and of course still is. But now it's more about what a leech Alan is, and again some people get offended. That's one of the reasons I like this show, that it challenges what is considered comically correct.
Definitely an improvement from last time. The dinner scene with Walden, Zoe and his ex-wife was very well played. Although I don't like the storyline about Evelyn and Jean, Alan's comment about "golden girls gone wild" did crack me up.
Alan serving tea over and over was funny especially when Walden drew the correct conclusions about it. And as it should, the best part came at the end when Alan felt a shiver down his spine and all that...
In my opinion this was one of season nine's weakest shows. Jake's and Eldridge's stupidity is funny up to a point but it took up too much time of the show and became annoying. Evelyn is a great supporting character but the storyline with her getting it on with another old lady wasn't funny. Lyndsey's mom didn't convince as a bitter mother the way Evelyn does and if Evelyn is gonna score with someone it's funnier if it's with someone younger.
Alan did have his moments, like when it was time to pay the check, but that and a few other moments didn't make up for everything else. A pretty mediocre episode.
Whatever happened before the end of the last scene, although it was pretty good, didn't compare to what happened at the end. This was the the best ending this season!
I also liked the jokes about Alan's computer incompetence and the Youtube videos. The balcony eruptions, both bodily and verbally were funny but they could've waited more than one episode with another episode about that kind of bodily functions.
The funniest line was when Alan said: "I can't believe I kissed the mouth that did this!" The vomit theme was funny but they took it a bit too far when Lyndsey was in the bathroom and Alan and Walden were trying to talk. The humor would've been more powerful if they had shortened that scene.
It was amusing to see Jake trying to score with the "whore from the seventh floor". And of course, he didn't succeed because he was good - he wasn't - he succeeded because she was easy.
This was one of the best episodes this season. It was hilarious when the moaning match between Zoey and Lyndsey ended with the former sounding like an opera singer. I also liked the jokes about the bad laughs.
The storyline about Walden's beard and hair was pretty funny but it also reminds me of how there seems to be a pretty widespread aversion to facial hair these days, an aversion that I find pretty silly.
The Lyndsey character has been a good character but I'm starting to feel that it's time for something new for Alan that doesn't include a woman with a short fuse and a bad fart manner. I think the point about Alan's relationships with women should be that they never last. Like with Kandi, hot and stupid and the funniest of them all, but it ended.
Overall this episode was good, not one of the better ones and not one of the worse ones.
When it comes to best episode this season, it's a tie between this one and the one Jenny McCarthy appeared in. Alan was hilarious, like when he was singing in the bathtub. Then there was the red Porsche. The thing about Alan is that he does these bad, stupid things but it's not because he's particularly evil, it's because he's weak. That's why it's funny.
Last time when Mimi Rogers made her first appearance on the show, I wished that the plot had been more sexual. Well, with this episode the wait was over. Finally, by far the funniest moment in this episode was the "moving light" that moved into the ocean.
I liked last episode a lot but this one not so much. The storyline about the gorilla brother wasn't very funny and the episode depended too much on this theme. And when someone like Mimi Rogers showed up in a show like Two And A Half Men I had hoped that the plot had been more sexual. Not even cleavage :-( Yeah I know, she's pretty old but still hot.
This was the second best episode this season after the episode with Jenny McCarthy. There were several funny moments involving Walden's repeated clumsiness with women, like how Zoey joked about how it's a good idea to start a new relationship on the ashes of an old one and Walden actually thought it is.
Jake was funnier than usual and although Alan kept a pretty low profile he did have this line: "Shame no, Malibu Beach house yes!" And I loved the ending, especially when considering Jake's earlier remark about the house being built on an angry woman burial ground.
I really enjoyed the last episode of Two And A Half Men. The funniest part was when Alan said: "When it comes to dating wedding rings are like cryptonite, if you know... superman was a vagina". And even better, Walden's response, he didn't say anything but he was like: "What did you just say?!"
This episode's best scene was in the garage and the funniest line was the one by Alan when he learned Walden was going to see Evelyn: "Ok, well, just a little head's up, before you journey to the caves of Mordor."
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Walden's stoned visit to Berta was fun too, he had trouble finding the door and now we know what she wants to do on the hood of her new car.
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As for next week, I'm really looking forward to Miley stopping by.
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The pot-fueled evening became funny when it started to become troublesome for Walden in bed. But the start of the evening in the bar could've been better. I would prefer that the writers would ease up on the gay jokes. They work up to a certain point with Alan, but those jokes have been milked too much.
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Two And A Half Men has always offended some people. It used to be the sex jokes and of course still is. But now it's more about what a leech Alan is, and again some people get offended. That's one of the reasons I like this show, that it challenges what is considered comically correct.
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I also liked the jokes about Alan's computer incompetence and the Youtube videos. The balcony eruptions, both bodily and verbally were funny but they could've waited more than one episode with another episode about that kind of bodily functions.
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It was amusing to see Jake trying to score with the "whore from the seventh floor". And of course, he didn't succeed because he was good - he wasn't - he succeeded because she was easy.
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The Lyndsey character has been a good character but I'm starting to feel that it's time for something new for Alan that doesn't include a woman with a short fuse and a bad fart manner. I think the point about Alan's relationships with women should be that they never last. Like with Kandi, hot and stupid and the funniest of them all, but it ended.
Overall this episode was good, not one of the better ones and not one of the worse ones.
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