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Blair: *thinking* I wonder what will be harder: Convincing him never to shower again and having to live with the smell, or looking at his shower hair one more time...

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Blair *thinking*: Seems like I finally found a way to avoid looking at his muppet hair...
Dan *thinking*: She is so digging the muppet hair.

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GG: This just in: Lonely Boy and Queen Bee getting it on.
Blair: Wait a second, who sent in this picture? I thought we were alone! Is the door locked?
Dan: To be completely honest, I don't think that door has ever been locked.

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how i met your mother CAPTION CONTESTS!!!

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Nate: I got all the information we need on how Bart Bass faked his death and his connection to Diana and Jack.
Lola: That's awesome, how did you get those?
Nate: Just took a page out of the Jenny-Humphrey-handbook and binged it.

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Nate: Good job, Lola. Serena will have to give up Gossip Girl once we blackmail her with nude pictures of this girl who look just like her. Who is this Blake Lively anyway?
Nate *thinking*: ...and why haven't I googled her yet?

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Nate: Good job, Lola. Serena will have to give up Gossip Girl once we blackmail her with nude pictures of this girl who look just like her. Who is this Blake Lively anyway?

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Nate: Good job, Lola. Serena will have to give up Gossip Girl once we blackmail her with these nude pictures!

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Lola: I'm really glad we decided to exchange lists. I mean, normally I don't kiss and tell but I feel like this will be a good thing for our relationship and like I can really trust you with this-
Nate: Where's page 2?

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Lola: What's that?
Nate: Gossip Girl's ratings from the last few months...
Lola: What's so funny?
Nate: Nothing. I'm just laughing so I don't have to cry.

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