Serena: Are you two being serious?
Chuck: You can't stop our bromance.
Dan: As surprised as we both are, we're BFF's now.
Nate: *in the distance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dan: Wow...
Chuck: I know.
Serena: So...you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up?
Dan: Yeah! Isn't it inspiring? It's amazing.
Chuck: For once Humphrey, I agree with you.
Serena: Chuck...I have something to tell you. *pause* I'm pregnant and you're the father.
Dan: I'm also pregnant with your child.
Chuck: *to himself* This is why I don't do threesomes anymore. *to Dan* You can't get pregnant Humphrey, as far as I know. *to Serena* I'm not Gabriel.
Serena and Dan: Oh!
Cop: And here we have the poster child for 'Don't Do Drugs'.
Lily: That's my daughter you're talking about! How dare you!
Cop: Lady, I don't care. All I know is that people take one look at her mugshot and their inner child weeps.
Dan: Dad, are you okay?
Rufus: I just realised that Serena looks a lot better than her mother did when she was her age.
Dan: O-kay...
Rufus: Does she happen to dig musicians?
Dan: If you mean 'dig' by 'stays-away-from-them-at-all-costs- then yes. If you mean it any other way then I should let you know I just vomited a little at the mental visual.
Rufus: I love you.
Dan: I know.
Rufus: No, not you. I mean...I was saying 'I love you' to my oldest child.
Dan: Uh...I am your oldest child.
Rufus: No, I meant your brother.
Dan: Eric's not my brother yet. And he's not older than me.
Rufus(sighing): Yes, I love you. Now can I get back to chatting to my other child.
Dan: Tell Jenny I say hello.
Nate: Wow, Tetris is addictive. You know, I'm going to beat your high score.
Chuck: Think again, Nathanial. Even one handed, I always know how to come out on top.
Chuck: Class whore?
Nate: Coward? How am I a coward?
Chuck: Oh wait, this is your phone.
Nate: And this must be yours.
*silence*
Nate: Class whore? After all the woman you've slept with and I'm the class whore?
Chuck: It's an art, Nathanial, the art of knowing when to blackmail and when to pay off.
Nate: Shut up...coward.
Serena: Ooh, what's that?
Eric: It's a link to 'Gossip Girl Gone Bad'. I'll click on it.
Everyone: *stares in horror* OMG!
Chuck*on computer*: I'm Chuck Bass. And you're here today to learn how to seduce women. As you can see I'm only wearing a scarf but-
Eric(turns off ccomputer quickly): Ok, we never admit to seeing that. EVER!
Everyone: Agreed.
Serena: OMG! That is-
Jenny: So wrong! How dare they bring another blonde into this show?
Eric: We are a blonde friendly show.
Jenny: Hilary Duff is not blonde friendly anyore. She dyed her hair.
Serena: Nor is she acting friendly. She killed any chance of an adult career.
Jenny: Yeah, the Disney bopper must go.
Serena: Oh, it's so cute!
Eric: Uh...won't they kill us if they find out we did this. I'd prefer not to be beaten to death by Blair and a pair of her Jimmy Choos.
Jonathan: I doubt Blair and Chuck know what the Sims 3 is, let alone play it.
Serena: Oh but look at them! We finally get to see Chuck and Blair get married. Isn't it great?
Jenny: As long as they don't woohoo afterwards.
Gossip Girl: We are gathered here, in the presence of Gossip Girl and all my faithful texters, that Lonely Boy and our very own IT Girl may watch in horror as their parents are united in unholy matrimony.
Gossip Girl: Looks like our Brooklyn King and our Upper East Side Queen have had the bomb dropped on them - the kind of bomb that takes 9 months to deploy. Watch out Lonely boy, you've got company on the way!
Well, blondeasblonde, it's nice to be told mines are amazing 8 times. lol...I'm guessing it did an accidental repost. Again and again...and you get the point. lol.
Ok, another one from me.
Dan: Want to hear my poem about you?
Chuck: No, but I have one for you. Want to hear it?
Dan: Uh...sure.
Chuck: My pitchfork is red, your balls are blue, get out of my face before I kill you.
Chuck: Don't look now Humphrey but we're being watched.
Dan: We are? We can't let them find out about our bromance.
Chuck: Quickly insult my fashion sense!
Dan: I don't think that'll be a problem.
Dan: I need advice on...you know, woman.
Chuck: I don't care, Humphrey. Just give whoever it is a gift; women love gifts, espscially from me.
Dan: Chuck, chlamydia is not a gift.
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 67
Chuck: You can't stop our bromance.
Dan: As surprised as we both are, we're BFF's now.
Nate: *in the distance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 67
Chuck: I know.
Serena: So...you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up?
Dan: Yeah! Isn't it inspiring? It's amazing.
Chuck: For once Humphrey, I agree with you.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 67
Dan: I'm also pregnant with your child.
Chuck: *to himself* This is why I don't do threesomes anymore. *to Dan* You can't get pregnant Humphrey, as far as I know. *to Serena* I'm not Gabriel.
Serena and Dan: Oh!
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 66
Cop: Are you serious?
Serena: Cause if you are then I should let you know I've been a bad bad girl.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 66
Lily: That's my daughter you're talking about! How dare you!
Cop: Lady, I don't care. All I know is that people take one look at her mugshot and their inner child weeps.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 66
Cop 1: Does she realise she's not in a photo shoot?
Cop 2: I think she's gotten confused by the bright lights.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 65
Rufus: I just realised that Serena looks a lot better than her mother did when she was her age.
Dan: O-kay...
Rufus: Does she happen to dig musicians?
Dan: If you mean 'dig' by 'stays-away-from-them-at-all-costs- then yes. If you mean it any other way then I should let you know I just vomited a little at the mental visual.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 65
Dan: I know.
Rufus: No, not you. I mean...I was saying 'I love you' to my oldest child.
Dan: Uh...I am your oldest child.
Rufus: No, I meant your brother.
Dan: Eric's not my brother yet. And he's not older than me.
Rufus(sighing): Yes, I love you. Now can I get back to chatting to my other child.
Dan: Tell Jenny I say hello.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64
Chuck: Nathanial, I'm right next to you. You don't need to whisper your own text out loud as I read it.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64
Chuck: Think again, Nathanial. Even one handed, I always know how to come out on top.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64
Nate: Coward? How am I a coward?
Chuck: Oh wait, this is your phone.
Nate: And this must be yours.
*silence*
Nate: Class whore? After all the woman you've slept with and I'm the class whore?
Chuck: It's an art, Nathanial, the art of knowing when to blackmail and when to pay off.
Nate: Shut up...coward.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Eric: It's a link to 'Gossip Girl Gone Bad'. I'll click on it.
Everyone: *stares in horror* OMG!
Chuck*on computer*: I'm Chuck Bass. And you're here today to learn how to seduce women. As you can see I'm only wearing a scarf but-
Eric(turns off ccomputer quickly): Ok, we never admit to seeing that. EVER!
Everyone: Agreed.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Jenny: So wrong! How dare they bring another blonde into this show?
Eric: We are a blonde friendly show.
Jenny: Hilary Duff is not blonde friendly anyore. She dyed her hair.
Serena: Nor is she acting friendly. She killed any chance of an adult career.
Jenny: Yeah, the Disney bopper must go.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Eric: Uh...won't they kill us if they find out we did this. I'd prefer not to be beaten to death by Blair and a pair of her Jimmy Choos.
Jonathan: I doubt Blair and Chuck know what the Sims 3 is, let alone play it.
Serena: Oh but look at them! We finally get to see Chuck and Blair get married. Isn't it great?
Jenny: As long as they don't woohoo afterwards.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Dan: What does Nike mean by that?
Serena(shrugging): Want to get the chocolate covered strawberries and find out?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
You know you love me, XOXO. Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Serena and Dan: Yes master!
Blair(offscreen): Who knew our new toys could be such fun?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Serena: No...I thought your hand was...
Dan: If it's not me or you, then who is touching our asses?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60
Ok, another one from me.
Dan: Want to hear my poem about you?
Chuck: No, but I have one for you. Want to hear it?
Dan: Uh...sure.
Chuck: My pitchfork is red, your balls are blue, get out of my face before I kill you.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60
Chuck: Don't look now Humphrey but we're being watched.
Dan: We are? We can't let them find out about our bromance.
Chuck: Quickly insult my fashion sense!
Dan: I don't think that'll be a problem.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60
Chuck: I don't care, Humphrey. Just give whoever it is a gift; women love gifts, espscially from me.
Dan: Chuck, chlamydia is not a gift.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60
Chuck: Beat it Brooklyn, this is where the big boys play.