Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger! Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby! Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.
Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here! Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts! Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this? Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too! Samantha: I've had sex at the gym! Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!