Will Sheldon or Leonard win this one on "The Table Polarization"?
Leonard talks to Sheldon while he's working on "The Table Polarization."
The Bigi Bang Theory crew crowd around the coffee table for dinner.
Amy questions her relationship with Sheldon until Leonard shows her that she's included on her boyfriend's screensaver.
Leonard does his best to console Penny on The Big Bang Theory. "The Hesitation Ramification" is the 12th episode of the show's seventh season.
Sheldon makes Leonard pays for a past mistake on The Big Bang Theory. "The Itchy Brain Simulation" is the eighth episode of the show's seventh season.
Sheldon feels like a fraud with his latest scientific breakthrough on The Big Bang Theory. "The Romance Resonance" is the sixth episode of the show's seventh season.
Sheldon, Howard, and Leonard give a presentation about careers in science to a group of girls in junior high on The Big Bang Theory. "The Contractual Obligation Implementation" is the 18th episode of the shows sixth season.

TBBT Quotes

Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas.
Howard: What a sick use of science.
Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

Raj: Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: Oh... you poor baby.
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
Raj: Hey, you totally got that right. E = MC squared.
Penny: I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen.