Miss Patty: (noticing Lorelai's sweatshirt) Well this looks really familiar. Lorelai: Oh, that's mine. Er, I saw it first and then I bought it so it's mine now. Miss Patty: Really? Who brought it in? Lorelai: I think Luke did and judging by his very hostile reaction he obviously wasn't done wearing it yet. Miss Patty: Oh my, I wonder if... Miss Patty: What? Miss Patty: (to Sookie) I bet this was Rachel's. Sookie: Oh my God, Rachel's? Lorelai: Rachel? Who's Rachel? Sookie: Rachel was Luke's very serious girlfriend. It does look like her. Lorelai: When did Luke have a girlfriend? Miss Patty: Oh this must have been what, five, six years ago? Did she break that man's heart. It was terrible. Lorelai: How did I not know about this? Sookie: Honey, you had an 11 year old kid and you were just moving into this house. Plus Rachel traveled all the time. She was a photographer. Miss Patty: Archeologist. Sookie: Really? Miss Patty: Or a flight attendant. Lorelai: I can't believe I never even heard about it. Miss Patty: At least I think so. Sookie: Well Luke never talks about it. No one else likes to talk about it because he could probably kill you with that coffee pot if he wanted to. Lorelai: Wow. I never pictured Luke having a girlfriend, or a broken heart.
Lorelai: Hey, was Rachel pretty? Sookie: What? Lorelai: I'm just curious, was she pretty? Sookie: She was pretty. Lorelai: Like, what kind of pretty? Sookie What do you mean "what kind of pretty"? Lorelai: I mean, like, was she a Catherine Zeta-Jones kind of pretty or a Michelle Pfeiffer-y pretty or... Sookie: She was an Elle MacPherson kind of pretty. Lorelai: Really. Sookie Yup. Lorelai: That's an intense kind of pretty. Sookie: You're not kidding. Lorelai: I never pictured Luke with an Elle MacPherson kind of pretty. Sookie: No? Pictured him more with a Lorelai Gilmore kind of pretty? Lorelai: Oh, the air up here must be very thin because you're delirious. Sookie: And you're jealous. Lorelai: What? Sookie: You're jealous of Rachel. Lorelai: You're accusing me of being jealous of a woman who dumped a man I'm not even interested in five years ago? Sookie: Yes. Lorelai: And you don't think that's crazy? Sookie: Oh I do think that's crazy. Lorelai: Right, I'm not jealous. Sookie: Yeah you are.