Michel: Take me to the auction. Lorelai: Michel. Michel: Take me, I insist you take me. Lorelai: You don't even know if it'll be any good. It's just Society Women. Michel: If your mother's involved it will be impeccable, and I haven't been to an impeccable auction in over a year. Lorelai: Well I don't know. Michel: What do you want? Lorelai: Michel, I don't want anything. Michel: Stop playing coy with me. I want into that auction you name your price. Lorelai: OK, you've got to work weekends for the rest of this month. Michel: Done. Lorelai: And you have to answer the phone when it rings. Michel: Done. Lorelai: And answer it in English unless the person is actually foreign. Michel: Done. Lorelai: And you have to oversee the nature hikers next week. Michel: No. Lorelai: Michel, if you want to go to this auction you have to be in the lobby at 6:00 Friday morning. You have to hand out towels and water bottles. You have to show them the hiking trails and let them give you a nature name.
Luke: You go make her stop. Lorelai: I'm not going over there. Luke: Why not? You're a woman. Lorelai: So what? Luke: So you have the same parts. Lorelai: What? Luke: You shouldn't be scared of it. Lorelai: Scared of it? You know, you're gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.