Leave it to Archer to bring Intramural Lacrosse to the pirates. You would think that would be a major morale booster.
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Archer Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is... so yeah... this is about as Pirate Kingy as I'm going to get so brief away... Noah... Good Morning.

Archer

I told you I'm not going anywhere, especially not back to ISIS and especially not now that I shot what I assume is the only radio?

Archer