Archer

Archer Quotes

Season 4 Episode 13: "Sea Tunt: Part 2"

Archer: You can lie, but your boner can't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Lana, this isn't entirely about race.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cheryl: You really spent your entire inheritence on the poors?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sterling: I'm Randy Magnum, local Emmy-winning cameraman and nationally ranked pro kite surfer.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lana: Great, the world's first DSVUI.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 12: "Sea Tunt: Part 1"

Archer: That's why she hijacked his helicopter? Talk about rich people problems...
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam [to "crab"]: Look, auditory hallucinations aren't going to make you any less delicious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Hairy navel. It started as a fuzzy, but I'm calling this vacation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 11: "The Papal Chase"

Archer: Are you kidding, I didn't even let [Woodhouse] go to his own brother's funeral.
Lana: Was he crushed?
Archer: He probably would have been if I told him about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: Thank you for making me carry your bag through customs.
Woodhouse: No, thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 10: "Un Chien Tangerine"

Archer: Something about nukes in Pakistan. Or one of the 'akistans.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: He's like the Pelé of fetch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Malory: So you beat up a Nazi, a nerd and queen of the robots?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Honeymooners "

Archer: The nation state equivalent of the short bus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: Somehow we're in a crazy universe where bonuses are based on merit and not whether you crawled out of your mother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 8: "Coyote Lovely"

Malory: any idiot can got shot cyril. Ask Brett.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "Live and Let Dine"

Sterling: It's no secret agent, but it's way above architect.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Is something burning? Oh wait, it's you because you just got burned.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: Should you be smoking in here?
Lance: Should you be flaming in here? Boom, bumper.
 • Rating: Unrated

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