Frustrated Dan - Roseanne

Dan tries to explain himself to Darlene, but he just continues to dig a deeper hole for himself.
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Darlene And Dan - Roseanne

Darlene is angry to find out Dan gave Mark an item which got him kicked out of school on his first day.
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Becky And Darlene - Roseanne

Becky tries to keep up a lie by introducing Darlene as her older sister. Will she get in Andrea's good graces?
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Surrogacy Explained - Roseanne

Roseanne makes a crass joke about Becky sleeping with Andrea's husband to get pregnant. Thankfully Jackie is there to help explain the whole procedure.
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Roseanne Has Some Concerns - Roseanne

Roseanne shares some concerns when Becky is determined to become a surrogate for a woman named Andrea.
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Jackie Relaxes - Roseanne

We can always count on Jackie to treat Roseanne, and Dan's home, as her own. Even a life coach needs to take some time for themselves.
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Kids Are Cruel - Roseanne

Roseanne is taken by surprise when a kid calls Mark a name right in front of her. What will she do to retaliate?
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Roseanne Says Bye - Roseanne

Roseanne gives Mark a reassuring head scratch before leaving him to face the first day of school.
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Excited Mark - Roseanne

Mark isn't afraid to embrace who he is as a person. He won't let bullies keep him down.
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Stylish Mark - Roseanne

Darlene's son, Mark, is ready for his first day of school. Will the kids be nice to him?
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Roseanne Season 10 Episode 2 Quotes

You guys could blow fifty-thousand dollars for me if she decides to not use me as a surrogate. Could you please put away anything you got free with a tank of gas?

Becky

Roseanne: What the hell?
Darlene: Shhh. Don't spook it. That's the great North American bottom heavy white wino. It appears to be doing some type of cleaning ritual.
Roseanne: I hear they only do this every ten years when they really need something.