Miranda: Why didn't I use a condom? Carrie: You didn't use a condom? Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception.
Miranda: Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for? Carrie: Sweetie, do you want me to leave? Miranda: No I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
