When Dan tries to fix his problems, all he gets is a black eye on The Conners. "Bridge Over Trouble Conners" is the 20th episode of the show's second season.
Louise: Why didn’t you tell me? We’re a couple now, we’re supposed to be there for one another. Dan: You’re right. Give me $4,000. Louise: I don’t have it but I have cleavage and I know how to use it. Dan: Alright, let’s go. Better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.
Dan: I may be to the point of going to the mall and hurling myself down the escalator. Louise: Well, there’s nobody in the mall. You’ll lay there for days.
