The Hills' lovely stars, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port. Heidi Montag is also on the show.

Audrina Patridge and Justin-Bobby Brescia are a sweet, loving, intelligent couple from The Hills. Or at least a couple.

Did Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get married in Cabo San Lucas? That's what we've been told. Either way, they're still huge tools.

Lauren Conrad is upset at being accused of hooking up with Audrina Patridge's boyfriend on The Hills. We would be too - what a loser.

Audrina Patridge is upset at Lauren Conrad for supposedly hooking up with her loser boyfriend Justin-Bobby on The Hills. Sob.

Does he need a last name? Well, it's Pratt, but he has to be downright Madonna-like in the reactions his mere first name elicits.

Another awesome photo of Lauren Conrad from The Hills.

The Hills girls confront Kristin Cavallari about her potential drug problem. She didn't take it well.

Spencer Pratt cannot handle his family's drama. Not even close.

Spencer Pratt is about as ridiculous as the sweater he's wearing here. That is no small feat.

It's disgusting. Sorry you are looking at it right now. We pity you.

Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag star in MTV's The Hills. It's one of the highest-rated reality shows out there.