Justin-Bobby is a guy from The Hills. Not even one of the cooler ones, which is saying a lot.

Brody Jenner of The Hills fame is on a quest for as many fake girlfriends as possible. Don't get in his way!

It's disgusting. Sorry you are looking at it right now. We pity you.

Spencer Pratt is about as ridiculous as the sweater he's wearing here. That is no small feat.

Spencer Pratt cannot handle his family's drama. Not even close.

The Hills girls confront Kristin Cavallari about her potential drug problem. She didn't take it well.

Another awesome photo of Lauren Conrad from The Hills.

Does he need a last name? Well, it's Pratt, but he has to be downright Madonna-like in the reactions his mere first name elicits.

Audrina Patridge is upset at Lauren Conrad for supposedly hooking up with her loser boyfriend Justin-Bobby on The Hills. Sob.

Lauren Conrad is upset at being accused of hooking up with Audrina Patridge's boyfriend on The Hills. We would be too - what a loser.

Did Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get married in Cabo San Lucas? That's what we've been told. Either way, they're still huge tools.

Audrina Patridge and Justin-Bobby Brescia are a sweet, loving, intelligent couple from The Hills. Or at least a couple.