Charlotte: Excuse me. Fuck buddy? What is a fuck buddy? Samantha: Oh, come on. Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice, but it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex was so great, you sorta of keep him on call. Samantha: He's like dial-a-dick.
Miranda: Can't we enjoy your success for one fucking second? Kevin: You know, it just pisses me off that you don't get how much pressure I'm under. You really do live in never-never land, don't you? By the way, if there's a difference between this hundred dollar bottle of champagne and the crap they sell for 29 bucks, it takes a more delicate palate than mine to detect it, I don't know. Miranda: Well, I like the champagne and the bread is fabulous. Oh my god, look at those flowers! Kevin: Don't piss me off. (Miranda puts on her jacket and gets up) Kevin: Where're you going? Miranda: Back to never-never land. And by the way, never-never call me again. Have a nice day.