The Situation
Mike Sorrentino is The Situation. Seriously, that's what the Jersey Shore star goes by.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)