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I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D

I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!

Ronnie