Quotes
Rachel: People fear what they don't understand. Around the office, they call him the devil.
Damien: It's because my first name is Damien.
It's so soft. It feels like I'm sitting on a giant bunny rabbit, that I'm not allergic to.
Pindar
Wow, a white couch. Really, here in the splash zone at Sea World?
Carmen
The last time you guys bet her you ended up nude on TV.
Damien
Not hitting people's why I became a lawyer.
Jared
Whenever there's a pause in the conversation I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Rico
Girls are horrible snarky monsters. Give me guy friends any day.
Jo
Glad to be on a team guys, by the way do you know if our captain had a reason to commit murder?
Danny
Wow, soccer makes you cocky.
Jo [to Danny]
As long as Danny Depsycho goes here, we're tension central.
Archie
All night being in a close space with Phoebe, that makes me wanna take a nap just thinking about it.
Archie
If I dressed like that when I was in high school, my dad would've had a stroke.
Lt. Tanner