Ok so we've moved past the whole just because he played a lawyer on TV doesn't make him qualified to do it in real life argument?


Dean: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Stewart: Zero chance.

What are you watching by yourself in the bathroom at 8 am?


So in trying not to be a fictional character from your brother's television show, you're letting our real life kids do whatever the hell they want, and we think this is a good idea?


Claire: Or I could just nip this in the bud right now by saying there is no chance in hell that you and I are ever gonna happen. Like, it's impossible.
Dean: But what if it wasn't?

Iris: Yeah, but he should go. Someone should try to get through to him.
Joe: Maybe his best friend?
Cisco: Joe, believe me. I have tried!
Joe: I meant her.

Iris: People just want to thank man who saved Central City.
Barry: Well they can't, because that's not me. You should know that better than anyone.

Cisco: You expecting trouble?
Joe: Cops always expect trouble. In this city, I expect super evil flying monsters.
Cisco: That's a solid expectation. [Joe laughs]

So, this is what it looks like inside Mercury Labs. Security here is way better than it was at STAR Labs, what with people walking in and out of the cortex all of the time.


Dr. Stein: Alarm!
Cisco: Believe me, we're all alarmed.
Dr. Stein: No! Alarm system. You've tapped into the survelliance cameras, correct?
Cisco: Correct! Come on feel the noise.

You carry a handkerchief now? What are you, 80?


Caitlin: That light was perfect bait. What made you think of that?
Cisco: I don't know. I think I saw it in a comic book somewhere.