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Sheldon: I believe you know why I'm here.Penny: I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.
• Show: The Big Bang Theory • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Wolowitz: I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland, absolutely. And I'd leave him there.
• Show: The Big Bang Theory • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Leonard: Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad this morning. Thoughts?
• Show: The Big Bang Theory • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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Bill: (to Nicki) In no small part thanks to you, you're my secret weapon.• Show: Big Love • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vaughn: Actually, everyone is my bro in the whole entire universe because everything is connected. Rocks... eagles... hats.
• Show: Community • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Christian Slater? Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.
• Show: The Office • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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