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Michael: My whole life flashed before my eyes. I have four kids, I have a hover car and a hover house, and my wife is a runner, and it shows. and Pam and Jim are my best friends, and our kids play together, and I'm happy, and rich, and I never die. Doesn't sound like too much to ask.• Show: The Office • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
FBI agent: I need a cigarette after that pat down.
• Show: White Collar • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
FBI agent: I think we have a technical problem
Peter: That's one way of putting it.
• Show: White Collar • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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Neal: Honesty is a more challenging game.• Show: White Collar • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kenneth: [on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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