Dr. Martin: I think people come here to reinvent themselves, and that's why I think your here. To reinvent yourself.
Lucifer: Why would I mess with perfection?

Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?

Lucifer

It seems your a bit of a two-pump chump.

Lucifer

I know how this goes. Ali's a young actress looking for a break. An agent promises to help her out, and in exchange she's treated like a party favor to your star clients.

Chloe

Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. I know evil.

Lucifer

Is Lucifer a magician?

Trixie

You, Ty, are like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby...without having sex.

Lucifer

If L.A.'s taught me anything, constant rejections do build character.

Ali

You don't know what cut off is. But baby, you will.

Marina

I need to be taught magic because I need to decide what magic is...for me.

Quentin

Michael row the boat ashore. Hashtag agree.

Eliot

Every time I talk, I sound batshit.

Quentin