What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?


Is that why you're here Bruce? To ask questions you already know the anwers to?


You cannot give someone what they already possess.


The Wayne name still has meaning. It's a symbol of light and hope.


I was alone. Abandoned. Then something happened. I changed. Grew. I'm different now, inside and out.


Bullock: You had to come back, didn't you?
Fish: Like a bad penny.

You were my umbrella boy, remember? You rubbed my feet when they were tired. And, now, look at you. The terror of Gotham. Everything I've done in my life, possibly the best thing, was turning Oswald Cobblepot into the Penguin.


You're going to fix me, daddy.


Our city is being invaded by monsters!


Fish: Oswald.
Penguin: Don't call me that. My name is Penguin.

Look guys, it's just a guidance system. It's not like you're handing us the Death Star from Star Trek.

Colonel Williams

Bernadette: I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy: Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette: From all the DOVE BARS I ATE. I'M PREGNANT. Try to keep up!