Jane: Enough! I have to draw the line somewhere, and telling my mom the ins and outs of my sex fantasy is definitely crossing it.
Xo: Did you say ins and outs?
Jane: Seriously, who are you? Fifteen?

I believe her exact words were, “Sure, maybe we'll get lucky and Castle will get shot.”


Dr. Martin: I think people come here to reinvent themselves, and that's why I think your here. To reinvent yourself.
Lucifer: Why would I mess with perfection?

Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?


It seems your a bit of a two-pump chump.


I know how this goes. Ali's a young actress looking for a break. An agent promises to help her out, and in exchange she's treated like a party favor to your star clients.


Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. I know evil.


Is Lucifer a magician?


You, Ty, are like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby...without having sex.


If L.A.'s taught me anything, constant rejections do build character.


You don't know what cut off is. But baby, you will.


I need to be taught magic because I need to decide what magic is...for me.