Bonnie: Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Damon: Hey! I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.

This is a documentary about Mr. Spock. I'm sure if there is nudity it will be tasteful.

Sheldon

It's funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life.

Valerie

Raj: Oh, hey! High five!
Sheldon: Absolutely not.

Penny: Does the study say what happens to unpopular kids?
Leonard: You tell me. You woke up in bed with one.

Guess it ain't a party until the mean girls show up.

Damon

Was a member of Congress. The use of the present tense is inaccurate now that Senator O'Malley has been killed, dismembered, scavenged by a raccoon and shredded by a three ton industrial street sweeper.

Brennan

So sex is going to make us smarter and help us solve the crime.

Seeley

What if the Whozits have a losing season?

Brennan

Enzo: This house no longer has an open door policy for the local riff raff.
Bonnie: You're living here, aren't you?

I'm saying I know what it's like when it feels like everything's coming apart, and you need something to pull it together. I just... I know.

Arizona

You can't hide from a surgeon, because the body doesn't lie.

Meredith