I'm confused. I have more responsibility to protect Noel and what he knows about his own mother than his own mother does? I got a good idea, then don't bang random dudes on vacation. It's not that complicated.

Carole

You don't have to do this. You're right, it's dangerous. But more importantly; if you were to come under attack by bears, I would be rooting for the bears.

Chloe

When we were living together, I was always the one who had to kill the spiders.

Chloe

Be good to my sister. Better than you were to me.

Chloe

Jamie: So basically, you're looking for a fingerprint, chemically speaking?
Mitch: Look at you, getting all science-y!

The next time the press asks me about some of my friends I'm going to say, you know what, no comment. They're just a bunch of pain in the asses.

Kristen

You don't know me, but you're going to want to listen very carefully to what I have to say.

Mitch

I just think you should be honest and not be an asshole and the next day try to package it in some pretty paper.

Bethenny

New beginnings, old beginnings, get back together, stay apart...it's just a reason to buy a dress and get a martini. I'm in.

Dorinda

If you do have a ring in your pocket don't bring it out at a pizza place.

Dorinda

It's so past the point of crazy that I can't even be mad. It's like funny.

Bethenny

Ramona: I actually just came from church for Ash Wednesday.
Sonja: They let you in there?