Quotes
Oh, you workout.
Cookie [to Malcolm]
Ra's al Ghul: You survived my sword. Your resurrection wasn't a gift from these waters, rather by force of your own will. What better heir to immortality than someone who has already claimed victory?
Oliver: I didn't defy death just to become an instrument of it.
I need Cookie. You gotta find me Cookie.
Lucious [to Becky]
Fitz: I won't stay long, I just need to use the microwave. I didn't want to disturb May and her ex.
Simmons: Disturb them from?
Fitz: They're in the kitchen, talking.
Simmons: What are they talking about? Is it about Skye's condition?
Fitz: No it was of a personal nature. Seems that May isn't a good cook.
Simmons: Something Agent May doesn't excel at; interesting.
Fitz: Yeah, he teased her about it. She was laughing.
Simmons: Aw he makes her laugh. Clearly she still likes him and have you seen the way he looks at her?
Fitz: Yeah I have eyes Jemma, of course I've seen.
Simmons: I wonder what happened between them, why end it?
Fitz: They're a bizarre pair. He listens for a living and she doesn't speak.
Dr. Garner: I'm not here to discuss my ex.
Skye: Did you guys have actual conversations? You know like pillow talk? Or was it just pillow stern looks?
We're spies, we lie for a living.
Bobbi
Dr. Garner: I haven't worked with S.H.I.E.L.D. in a long while. I moved on for a reason.
May: It's a different S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson's the director now.
Dr. Garner: Okay, but why me? Is this Skye that bad?
May: She's that good; good agent.
My entire life I've been searching for my parents, and my search ended with answers that are so much worse than I could have imagined.
Skye
I ain’t saying we’re in the end zone doing the Ickey shuffle, but we are definitely in the red zone.
Raylan
I don't know what the ladies are doing but I'm pretty sure it's not Andre.
Brandi Glanville
Boyd ain’t gonna stop. He’s just gonna go at that money harder and stupider.
Raylan
Yolanda Foster: Dutch boys don't kiss and tell.
Lisa Vanderpump: This one will. He'll squeal like a little piglet.