Kreiger: What is wrong with you people?
Pam: Ray's missing a hand!

Mallory: You do realize this is a CIA agency?
Cyril: Ostensibly.

If I wanted to hear you people scream, I'd have you flown to a CIA black site in Morocco and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!

Malory

I wouldn't even pay $2000 to get myself laid.

Ray

The child is sent to Bhutan, where for the next 20 years she's raised and trained as an assassin with Ra's al Ghul before returning to destroy those who once betrayed her.

Carol

Pam: No! The solution to every problem isn't throwing freakin' acid on it.
Krieger: Unless the problem is a solution with an overly alkaline pH balance.

Pam: Cyril, you can lie to yourself...
Ray: Obviously, look at your sweater.

I know you better sit your ass down before I jam an Easy Spirit up it.

Pam

Just the Tip!

Archer

I'm not easily surprised but I do confess that I wasn't expecting this.

Sherlock

This woman wasn't just murdered. She was rapidly turning into a mummy.

Sherlock

We're not here about the R22 or the improper storage of nutters.

Sherlock