Quotes
Yes, because nothing's worse than consistent generosity.
Ronny
I think of her, I think of steak. That's more than I can say about most people.
Arthur
Pinky was dead!
Marjorie
Come on Jackie, be part of the solution!
Marjorie
I wanna be all in.
Hank
I don't know if your grandfather is going to be alright, but I know I'm a parent just like him and we don't hold on to any of that stuff.
Hank
Nurse: I'm sorry, it's family members only.
Julia: He's my husband.
Adam: Hey Cros, let's check in on The Luncheonette.
Crosby: Oh yeah, that will be uplifting.
Andrew: What do you say we order in at your place tonight?
Zelda: I would love to, but Stephie and Joseph are making blood sausage. Which is either a euphemism or the real thing. Either way I want no part of it.
Listen, we're not back together, we're on the road to possibly getting together...
Julia
Almost forgot, before you sign. I'm required to tell you there's a sex offender living downstairs. And it's me.
Realtor
Stu: I just wanted to bring you guys some macaroons as a housewarming gift.
Zelda: Thank you very much. Where are the macaroons?
Stu: I ate them in the car while sobbing at a stoplight.