Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.

Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.

Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.

I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.

This is my bar, pal. No one's gonna blow it up.

She loved you too much and it was killing her.

Alaric: Damon is going to kill me.
Elena: You're un-killable.
Alaric: Doesn't mean he won't try!

Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

You're on speaker phone, dick.

Taking care of you and Jeremy has been the closest I've ever come to the life I've always wanted.

Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.

Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]