Favorite Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.
Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.
I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.
This is my bar, pal. No one's gonna blow it up.
She loved you too much and it was killing her.
Alaric: Damon is going to kill me.
Elena: You're un-killable.
Alaric: Doesn't mean he won't try!
Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.
You're on speaker phone, dick.
Taking care of you and Jeremy has been the closest I've ever come to the life I've always wanted.
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think heâ€™s still a little pissed.
Alaric: Youâ€™re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didnâ€™t mean it with him.