Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAva Coleman Quotes
Ava: We all know the real reason you came back is to see Questlove.
Janine: Ava, Questlove is not coming here.
Ava: Ava Fest, on the other hand, is going to be special. I just have to come up with a way to take it over the top. A way to make it unhinged.
Melissa: Have you ever tried just being hinged?
Janine: As you all know, my fellowship at the district is coming to an end.
Ava: Ooh, girl, don't remind me. My doomsday countdown clock is set to the day that you're back.
Janine: Stop.
Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn't the autobots. Or should I say decepticons?
Ava: I'm already not enjoying this conversation.
There she is...Darth Hater herself.
Ava: Why don't you look better?
Gregory: Because this is a modest panel of educators speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday. I'm dressed appropriately.
Melissa: Maybe for a Monday.
Ava: Hey Mr. Johnson, where'd you get those shoes? Crappos?
Mr. Johnson: (cries)
Ava: It's a cute picture but it'd be cuter with some cash on top.
Janine: Here is ten bucks, Ava. Are you happy now?
Ava: Yes. Is that so wrong?
Bradley Cooper: I'm not in Oppenheimer.
Ava: Are you sure? Everybody was in Oppenheimer.
I threw together this little surprise recital for Barb because apparently you can't key a church lady's car anymore.
Ava: Why don't those church ladies like you, Barb?
Barbara: I'm too modern for them. I'm not Christian enough for them.
Ava: All because you got a few piercings? If anybody can appreciate a few extra holes in their bodies, it's Jesus.
Remember, practicing is more important than your homework. And if any of your teachers disagree, I can and will fire them.
