We try to do the best for our sons, and sometimes we make mistakes. Your boy is going to be fine.

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• Added: May 16, 2024

Hey, um, I'm going to need you to look after our little girl. Tell Miranda she was worth waiting for.

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• Added: April 11, 2024

Cop: With no witnesses, it's he said/he said.
Ben: And you believe him?
Cop: That dog looks pretty scary. We gave him a citation for discharging a firearm in a residential area. If there are any more witnesses next time --
Ben: So you're just going to wait until someone is actually injured or dead next time before you do anything. Got it.

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• Added: March 20, 2024

Yes, you've changed, but for the better.

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• Added: March 21, 2024

Warren: Are you going to be okay?
Sullivan: It's not me losing his job.
Warren: No, I mean are you going to be okay that you're the reason she's losing hers?

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• Added: March 14, 2024