Good Omens
Fridays on Prime VideoCrowley Quotes
When Heaven ends life here on Earth, it’ll be just as dead as if Hell ended it.
Dagon: We are at war! Finally!
Crowley: Nobody’s at war. You idiots send an idiot to lead a gang of idiots to attack a bookshop. Those idiots there want their archangel back so they can fire him.
Muriel: How did you do that?
Crowley: I haven’t always been a demon, and they never change their passwords.
Muriel: I’m going to get into so much trouble.
Crowley: You think so? Well, then, let’s make it worthwhile.
Muriel: Do you know how much trouble I’ll get into for this?
Crowley: It’s fine. You’re forgetting about the bees.
Muriel: Bees?
Crowley: Angels are like bees. Fiercely protective of their hive if you’re trying to get inside. Once you’re in, well, then. Is it even faintly possible that an unauthorized demon might be just wandering around in Heaven unescorted?
Muriel: [shakes her head]
Crowley: Mm, bees.
Muriel: But you don’t look like a bee! You look like a murder hornet or a snake.
Crowley: Nina, are you coming?
Nina: No.
Crowley: Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you.
Crowley: ‘GIve Me Coffee or Give Me Death.’ It’s a funny name for a coffee shop.
Nina: Everything else was taken.
Crowley: What are you doing?
Aziraphale: Just making space for everything that needs to happen.
Crowley: You’re up to something. I can smell it. What are you planning?
Aziraphale: Wait and see.
Crowley: Wait and see? Do you have any idea how irritating that is?
Aziraphale: Yes.
Gabriel: I feel like an empty house.
Crowley: A house?
Gabriel: Yes, a house someone lived in for a very long time, but now they’re gone, and the house can sort of tell where the things used to be. Like when I remembered how it all began.
Crowley: You speak every language in the world. We both do.
Aziraphale: Yes.
Crowley: So what’s with the French?
Aziraphale: Oh, I learned that the hard way.
Aziraphale: You could’ve walked away. If you were truly as evil as you like to paint yourself, you would’ve done.
Crowley: Nah. That’s the trouble with you lot. You tend to see things in black and white. Sometimes, you just gotta blur the edges.
Aziraphale: I knew you’d come through for me. You always do.
Crowley: Well, you said, ‘Trust me.’
Aziraphale: And you did.
