Father: The Lord handles surveillance here at St. Angelus.
Danny: Well, you've got me on that one, Father.

Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.

Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.

I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim's still dead.

Jackie: It was either St. Anne's tartan plaid or a chastity belt.
Danny: I'm guessing by the age of her daughter it wasn't the chastity belt that she chose

No, it makes sense. In some dark, gloomy, Russian type of way.

Clerk: We use that for our accounting.
Danny: Well, Best Buy's having a sale. Get yourself a new one.

Danny: The good son, huh?
Kevin: There's one in every Irish family.
Danny: True.

Frank: Be careful. If he's anything like his old man...
Danny: If I'm anything like my old man, he's the one that better be careful.

Danny: I swear if I have to look at one more businessman with a wheelie getting off an elevator I'm going to eat my gun.
Jackie: Shoot me first, please. It'd be a mercy killing.

Jackie: This guy's going to miss his maid in Rikers.
Danny: He may end up being somebody's maid in Rikers.

Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.

Blue Bloods Quotes

You take something that doesn't belong to you, you're a perp. Or did you miss that class at the Academy?

Louisa

But I'll see you again, Mr. Wallace, at the execution chamber at Terre Haute, I'll wave to you through the observation glass.

Frank