Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny: How can you be sure the drug always gets to the patient.
Pharmacist: Well, because if it didn't, you'd hear the screams when they cut them open.

Dinner, Tribeca restaurant...$600. Shoes, Bergdorf men's department...$750. Paying it off with your dead wife's fortune...priceless.

The biggest mistake we can make is to pretend that my gun does not exist in this house.

It's Staten Island, we're not exactly known for turning the other cheek.

The little boy you raped, you think he's better now?

So your uncle got that gun for protection, huh? What was he expecting, an army?

Do you guys all have goofy nicknames?

Jackie: Maybe I can bring this rat over to my ex-husband's house.
Danny: Is he that bad?
Jackie: Yeah, he actually is.

Was it bring your sister to work day and nobody told me?

But you're forgetting we almost had another homicide. Me!

Danny: Be like being rookies all over again.
Frank: Better not. It ain't rookie duty.