Everyone's entitled to a private life. A secret life? You're on your own.

Is because encouraging your wife to get plastic surgery while you're running around banging some younger broad would make you look like more of an ass than you already are.

I'm the problem? Usually people got to meet me first before they figure that part out.

There's a lot of bad people out there.

Never take a bottle to a gun fight.

Tallulah: You catch on pretty fast.
Danny: That's why they gave me a gun and a shield.

The family legacy is not combat. It's service.

Danny: I know that guy. That's the guy they sent me to for anger management.
Baez: I guess he's not too good at his job.

Frank: Just remember what Sister Margaret Mary always said.
Danny: Are you really going to tell me to play well with others?

And another one bites the dust.

I'm either sending my buddy to jail or to his grave. They don't make medicine strong enough to deal with that.

Mickey: How'd you get the shiner, Reagan? Step out of line with Linda?
Danny: Yeah, left my socks on the floor again.