J.D.: Learn anything?
DeShawn: Only that most folks don't like being dragged out of bed after midnight to answer questions about something they never saw.

D: There is no "I" in team.
Evie: But there is an "I" in sushi.

If my time in law school taught me anything, it's that there's always a loophole.

D [to Mackey]

NCIS: Sydney Quotes

Let's just accept that I can piss further than you can, shall we?

Mackey [to JD]

JD: Good morning, Rosie.
Rosie: I'll be the judge of that, mate.