Elsbeth
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSElsbeth Tascioni Quotes
Wait, captain. Claudia will kill me if anything happens to you.
Detective Smullen: There still could be some evidence there.
Elsbeth: But a good attorney could have it disqualified five hundred different ways. Sorry.
Joe: Listen, I just want to make one thing clear. Ivy had nothing to do with anything, and you better leave her alone.
Elsbeth: You don't like it when people bother her, do you?
Joe: I don't like you bothering me.
Elsbeth: It's kind of eery, isn't it? She looks so peaceful.
Kaya: Yeah, dead people usually do.
Elsbeth: I fed Quinn fake information about an ex-con clown, and she put it on the app within five minutes. Ellen was right.
Captain Wagner: Ex-con clown? Ellen who? What is happening?
Elsbeth: Elsbeth Tascioni. The Consent Decree.
Quinn: Love Consent. So important.
Elsbeth: I thought you didn't know how to use it?
Quinn: I don't. Everyone knows that. Everyone young.
Elsbeth: Is there anything I can do to help?
Captain Wagner: You've been spying on me the whole time, and now you want to help?
Elsbeth: I'm having a housewarming party. I bought a place. I'm a New Yorker.
Detective Donnelly: You most certainly are not.
Elsbeth: For the record, I would love to be your mother-in-law.
Officer Blanke: I'm flattered but I don't think I'm Teddy's type, am I right?
Elsbeth: No. Not only because he's gay, but based on his last boyfriends, he doesn't fall for kind or honest people.
Elsbeth: That's terrible and it seemed like such a beautiful wedding. Mine was nothing like this. It had way more pleated pants and mosquitos.
Detective Donnelly & Officer Blanke: You're married?
Elsbeth: I am? Oh, no. Oh my god, you scared me. No. No, I'm divorced.
Elsbeth: The guard was worried about corruption. 'Cause he knew that accepting any amount of money was wrong. That he could lose a stable job, even be on the hook for future favors.
Captain Wagner: Favors can be misinterpreted. Like how I helped your son get a new job. Someone might view you as exploiting the police force you are here to oversee.
