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Emma: Oh, kid. You've got problems.
Henry: Yup and you're going to fix them.

Emma: OK kid, what's your address?
Henry: 44 not telling you street.

The fact that you have now threatened me twice in the past twelve hours makes me want to stay more.

She's not a great people person. How did she get elected?

You have no soul. How in the hell did you get like this?

Where's your Mom? She's going to kill me, then you, and then me again.

Emma: What's with the sirens?
Sheriff: It's so hard to get your attention.

Henry: Wait. Stepmom, stepsisters, and she's a maid?
Emma: Henry, not now.

Ryan: It is the internet. Pictures can be...
Emma: Fake, outdated, stolen from a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

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