I just wanted to say that now that I'm your boss nothing has changed. Except now I can fire any one of you at the drop of a hat. So, you should remember no direct eye contact and don't forget to bow.

Erin: Thank you, Amanda. I won't let you down.
Amanda: You better not.

Jamie: It's not like you don't have any experience with crazy people
Erin: You grew up in a house full of them.

Danny: You got your piece on you?
Erin: Yeah I always bring a gun to family dinner.

Erin: She thinks that I'm a terrible driver.
Frank: Well, you are.

As parents our first instinct is to fix everything and sometimes that just makes things worse.

This is your mess. I suggest you clean it up.

I love being your mom but that tour is almost over.

Are you seeing another ADA behind my back?

I believe it and sometimes that's more powerful than knowing it.

Fine. Go. Get drunk. Have sex with Greg. Get a tattoo. You need bail money, call your grandfather.

Nicky: You are being totally unreasonable.
Erin: No, I am being your mother.