Eve Quotes

Eve: Oh, he will find every single problem. It’ll be months and months of holes and tarps and dust everywhere, so much dust. There’s bound to be a critter or two, but once he’s done, you’ll know it was done right.
Frasier: Critter?

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Eve: Freddy, maybe this is a chance for you and your parents to work things out.
Freddy: Give me one good reason I should try.
Eve: Because my son will never be in the same room with both his parents, but you have an opportunity here.

Freddy: David, tonight I'm going to teach you how to strike up a conversation with a real, live human woman. That's right. I am going to give you the gift of game.
Eve: Loser. Okay, you know what? I'm going to stay and help.
David: Really? How many girls have you kissed?
Eve: More than you, babe.

Freddy: I'm Mr. July in the firefighters' calendar. I'm a man in uniform with a full head of hair. I carry women out of burning buildings. Do you think they just want to shake my hand after?
Eve: Ooh, big talk coming from the guy sitting at home reading Little Women.
Freddy: I'd like to see you try coming of age during the Civil War.

Frasier: I don’t think that would be fair. He’s got enough to worry about with his job. I don’t want him to have to worry about my fears as well.
Eve: I get it, but can I give you some advice?
Frasier: Of course.
Eve: You know how sometimes monsters in a movie are scarier when you can’t see them. Well, maybe if you talk to Freddy about his job, then you won’t be so scared for him, and he’ll get the emotional support that he needs.

Eve: And for the final category, wine.
Frasier: Stand back. I’ve got this.

Alan: You will rue the day you fought me over Shakespeare and Middleton. You know, you have made the greatest mistake of your life.
Eve: The greatest mistake of my life was not saying I love you to my boyfriend the morning he left and never came back.
Alan: Well, you’ve made the second greatest mistake of your life.

Freddy: Backdraft is a cinematic masterpiece.
Eve: Backdraft is fire porn.

John’s been up forever, just like me. Why won’t he nap? I would strangle everyone in this room for a nap.

Don’t get me wrong. I love the guy, but he snores like a paint mixer and spends more time getting ready in the bathroom than a runway model.

Frasier Quotes

Alan: And how are things between you two? I remember how tense it was when he dropped out of Harvard.
Frasier: All these years later, I still don’t get it, but he’s forging his own path, and I support that.
Alan: And I believe you. Oh, look, now we’re both liars.

Alan: I still can’t believe how big TV personality Frasier Crane walks away from his talk show.
Frasier: It was time. I told them get off your knees and stop begging. I’m already out the door.
Alan: And things with Charlotte?
Frasier: She told me the same thing. But it was for the best. After 20 years in Chicago, It was time for George Bailey to get that old bag out of the closet and see the world.

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