Harry: Joseph is a Grey alien here to destroy the planet.
Asta: What? And you let me go on a date with him?
Harry: Also, Judy pooper used your bathtub without permission! Can you believe her?

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Working in a group like a human is not efficient. Yesterday, I spent half the day searching my email for data sequencing numbers, but all I found were fantasy football requests. If I'm going to defeat Joseph, I need to work alone like a real alien. So, I handled it exactly like a human worker would. I texted Jeff and asked him to tell the General I was sick.

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• Added: February 14, 2024

General: Why do you have a picture of a boy's chest?
Harry: Oh, that's my chest. I have been manscaping.

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• Added: February 14, 2024