Boots on the ground. There's no substitute.

Henry: Now that is some big bird.
Linda: I think it weighs more than Sean.

Basically, if something tastes good I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be eating it.

The hardest day at work is easier than any day raising a teenager.

We keep trying to protect you from the harsh reality of this life we chose.

Now my own granddaughter's going to become a crooked politician.

Take your worst fear, multiply it by 100. You're not even in the ball park. You're not even in the parking lot next to the ball park.

Your heart's bleeding all over my good tablecloth.

Frank: Quit reading my files.
Henry: Well, I'm retired. What else do I have to do?

I thought you would have raised him better than to gulp down single malt.

Sometimes a kick in the ass is worth a thousand words.

No, you're suppose to hit the other guy in the head.