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Fridays on Prime VideoIngrid Kannerman Quotes
Nathan: Yeah, I'm going to be okay because those bastards brought us down to one person. I saw other Nathan. They destroyed him.
Ingrid: OH MY GOD!!!
Nora: Wait, wait! Which one are you?
Ingrid: I've just been chasing him so long that when he finally turned around, I panicked.
Nora: You think if he likes you, maybe there's something wrong with him?
Ingrid: Yeah.
Nora: Oh, honey. Oh, your fucking parents.
If I ever hear you talking like that again, I will fuck your dad or your mom, whichever one is more into it. I'll seduce them. I'll make sure they fall in love with me. I will get them to leave their partner, and then I will dump them, leaving you to pick up the pieces. And before you think, 'Oh, she couldn't do that,' take a good look at me, I could, I would, and I will. So this better be the end of that misogynistic bullshit, or Mama's gonna put on her 'fuck me' heels and go hunting. Do you understand me, shrimp dicks?
Ingrid as Nora
Nathan: Be honest, if you met me today, you wouldn't even be into me.
Ingrid: You told me to be honest. I'mma be honest. You can be penniless and have, like, diarrhea every day, and I would still be into you, Nathan Brown.
Can you imagine how I feel? My guy is alone with the woman you are constantly choosing over me. What is that? What's wrong with me?
Ingrid: Just give it to me straight.
AI Guy: Your drama is of your own creation; your mistrust of Mr. Brown comes from your mistrust of your own self-worth. Be honest with him and live with the consequences however he reacts.
Ingrid: No one has ever talked to me like that, I have to go talk to Nathan. Thank you.
Backup Nathan: How could you not tell me I was a backup, Ingrid?
Ingrid: you never asked.
Backup Nathan: Why would anyone ask if they were a duplicated copy of themselves? That's on you to tell me.
Ingrid: Well, if you tell each other everything all the time will lose our spark, there's no mystery in that.
Ingrid: I am so ashamed of this job.
Copy Nathan: Oh my God, Ingrid. Are you doing sex work?
Ingrid: No! Sex work isn't shameful. I'm in retail.
I love it when you shit on Luke.
Why should I treat him like a priority when he treats me like an option? I'm playing myself. I have made chasing after this man my entire identity. I don't even recognize myself anymore. Well, this stops now. I'm going to make myself into someone I love, and then I will attract love, the love that I deserve.
I want you to have fucking back problems, bitch!
