J.D.: Of course, if there's someone with integrity who can vouch for her?
Roy: Oh, bugger.

Louie: Do you think I'm stupid?
J.D.: I think you're in over your head.

J.D.: Learn anything?
DeShawn: Only that most folks don't like being dragged out of bed after midnight to answer questions about something they never saw.

J.D.: Drink?
Mackey: It's the national pastime, isn't it?

Mackey: Where are you going?
J.D.: You heard the man. He doesn't trust me. After all, I never served.
Mackey: We're not done here, Sergeant.
J.D.: I'll be outside if you need anything, Captain.

Mackey: [Blue's] people skills are ...
J.D.: About like somebody else I know.

Evie: How do you X-ray a shark?
J.D.: Very carefully, I'd reckon.

Mackey: Want to ask a man about a gun?
J.D.: Depends. Are you driving?

Mackey: Where am I supposed to get all this housey stuff?
J.D.: The housey-stuff store, I'd guess.

J.D.: Grab a double jumbo on the go.
Rosie: What's a double jumbo?
J.D.: Unclear at this point.

Evie: Yikes! I think they call that drinking the Kool-Aid.
J.D.: I'm pretty sure they call it a cap.
Evie: Sucking up to the new boss. Smart.
J.D.: You get more with honey than vinegar, Evie. You'll learn that when you grow up.
Evie: Ah! Thanks, Pop.

JD: Good morning, Rosie.
Rosie: I'll be the judge of that, mate.

NCIS: Sydney Quotes

Let's just accept that I can piss further than you can, shall we?

Mackey [to JD]

JD: Good morning, Rosie.
Rosie: I'll be the judge of that, mate.