Gen V
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Jordan: She seemed so freaked out when she woke up with me looking like this. Jenny Baccala was my first girlfriend in the 6th grade. She always wanted me to just be a guy. So, I changed for her.
Maverick: Did you ask if Marie was freaked out? She might not give a shit.
Jordan: I mean... I … no. I just assume that that's what she wants.
Maverick: That's on you. You're the one who turns into a dude to hook up with her. This is your hang-up, not hers.
Jordan: Fuck! You think?
Maverick: Yeah, look, for all you know, she's cool with hiding sausages and bumpin' doughnuts.
Jordan: Next time, I won't rescue you.
Marie: You didn't.
Jordan: Fucking did.
Marie: I exploded his dick.
Jordan: Because I distracted him. Tag team cocksplosion.
Marie: All right. Fucking weirdo.
Jordan: I'm not a boy, Dad. Not all the time. And I'm sorry that you hate that.
Jordan's Dad: But you are! You're my firstborn son. The day you were born was the best day of my life. I thought we were giving you a gift with Compound V.
Jordan: You did give me a gift.