It's not right for the show. I'm sorry, Derek.

I'm not your Marilyn. She is."

Tom: Let me be you.
Karen: Great.

Jimmy: Friends?
Karen: Sure. Friends.

Karen: So, can we get married. Is the offer still on the table?
Dev: Whoa....

Karen: You okay?
Ivy: Please don't be nice to me right now. I mean it, I really will fall apart if you are nice to me.

Derek: I think you'd make a brilliant Marilyn. I see it. You know. In my head.
Karen: Really?

Ivy: Hey, we're not best friends, you know, okay?
Karen: I know.

I feel like a frog.

Derek: Don't be afraid of the sex.
Karen: I'm not

You should be helping me.

Sam: Ivy's doing the nasty with the Dark Lord, huh?
Dennis: That's what I said.
Karen: Who's the Dark Lord?
Sam: Sauron himself, Derek.

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Sam: Ivy's doing the nasty with the Dark Lord, huh?
Dennis: That's what I said.
Karen: Who's the Dark Lord?
Sam: Sauron himself, Derek.

Eileen: If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it?
Julia: That? ... It is a real Degas.
Eileen: Yeah.

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