Lavon Hayes Quotes
Season 1, Episode 22: "The Big Day"
Zoe: It's a good idea, right?
Lavon: Nah, no.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Lavon: Think of this as your opportunity to figure out your crap.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "The Race & the Relationship"
Lavon: Zoe, I really don't get how you still don't know this, but Wade likes you.
Zoe: What? No, maybe he did before, but definitely not now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Sweetie Pies and Sweaty Palms"
Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "The Undead and The Unsaid"
Lavon: This ain't driving Miss Zoe.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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