Lavon Hayes Quotes
Wade: I thought all women wanted to get married. I thought they all pranced around in their bedrooms with blankets on their heads pretending it was their wedding day.
Lavon: Not your girl.
Wade: I'm having an out-of-body experience here. Me, Wade Kinsella, tore up because some woman doesn't want to marry me. Maybe I have pregnancy hormones.
Lavon: Wait, is that possible? Because I might have them too. I mean, I've been getting real weepy over dog food commercials lately. Maybe I should get a dog.
So since it's our last day on earth, shall I grill up that salmon tonight for dinner?
Zoe: Since when do you even care about this stuff?
Wade: Since I met you.
Lemon: Zoe, you have to admit that was pretty sweet.
Lavon: If you don't marry him, I will.
I understand. Okay? Look, I'm the last thing you should be worrying about right now. And Lemon Breeland, I am all in. I'm yours, and I will wait. I promise.
Lavon: That's it? You're just gonna walk away and not say anything else?
Lemon: What else is there to say?
Lavon: I can't wait around forever, Lemon. If you won't have me then I will find someone else who will.
Lemon: Good. Good for you. Goodbye Lavon.
Lavon: Hey, maybe this all for the best. I mean, now there's nothing holding us back.
Lemon: No, AB was right. I've been selfish my entire life, and I will not put my feelings before hers.
Lavon: I guess you were right last night. The only we can do is just move on.
Lemon: You certainly don't have to worry about running into the love of your life at a hoedown two towns over.
Lavon: Lemon Breeland, are you saying I'm the love of your life?
Lemon: Who says I was talking about you? Maybe I was talking about the soup guy.
Lavon: Uh, what's happening right now?
Zoe: It's hormones. So many hormones. Lavon, you're the best. You're a catch. You're never going to get over Lemon unless you try. You got to just get back out there. [sobbing] I need you to be happy Lavon.
Now I know how much Annabeth means to you. Okay, she means a lot to me too. But Lemon, I love you. Everything I did today is because of that.
You love him. He loves you. There has to be some way to figure things out. Just don't close the door is all I'm saying.
Wow, Beyonce. It's hard to pass on the Queen B.... Another time Sasha Fierce.
I think you're better off... Having to learn all those English way of saying things... Lift. Petro. Quidditch.