Only Murders In the Building
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Oliver: [snorts]
Loretta: What? Did I do good?
Loretta: Who goes there?
Detective Williams: NYPD, motherfuckers! The stalker, he didn't do it. He's creepy as fuck, but he didn't do it. The killer is someone in this room.
I was the best actress in the Midwest, according to an article in the Clayton Chronicle, where my dad was the editor.
I did it! I killed Ben. Put poison in his disgusting protein drink before he went on stage opening night. And then I let him drink it. He showed up at the party, and I pushed him down the elevator shaft.
Loretta: I love that little snort you do.
Oliver: You do?
Loretta: Yeah, I do. You're like an adorable little piglet.
Loretta: Family tradition. When I was a girl, whenever I'd lost a tooth, my mom'd take me out on the Mississippi River on the ferry boat and when we got underneath the bridge we'd throw the tooth overboard and make a wish.
Oliver: The tooth fairy can swim? Tooth fairy... tooth ferry. Yeah. OK, OK, now I get it.
Loretta: It's really corny.
Oliver: This is not my best day as a director. That was in 1988 when I got my Tony. Tony was a dog I owned. Yes, I did choose that name to confuse people.
Loretta: I love how all of your stories always end miles from where you start.
Oliver: What do I have to do to get people to see what I see? Can you help me?
Loretta: No, I'm afraid not. [Chuckles] What about this one?
Oliver: This one? The Nanny's Lullaby?
Loretta: Oh, what? No. Come on, Oliver that is good.
Oliver: I promised Donna Oliver Putnam, meaning big and loud
Loretta: Yeah, I think we all know that you are more than just loud. What I love about Oliver Putnam's shows is that underneath all the bombast of the chaos and the breeding crabmen, It's just there's a vulnerability. That's what makes Oliver Putnam special ... as a director.
