Aleesha: Nora said they're not going public with any of the stuff we sent her. It's all going to be sealed.
Luke: What? Why?
Lucy: Leeshy! Karina wants you in her office.
Aleesha: I'm going to be fired.
Luke: If you get fired, I'll never see you again.
Lucy: Karina said now!
Aleesha: Fuck! I will see you later.

It's my afterlife; let me after live it!

You are Nathan Goddamn Fucking Big Badass Brown, bitch! Nathan fucking Brown. Nathan fucking Brown, woo!

Nathan: Hey, Backup, that was a pretty good plan.
Backup Nathan: Thanks.
Luke: Backup, I like it.
Nathan/Backup Nathan: You can't call me/him that.

What happened to theme songs? You know? I used to love those things!

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Why should I treat him like a priority when he treats me like an option? I'm playing myself. I have made chasing after this man my entire identity. I don't even recognize myself anymore. Well, this stops now. I'm going to make myself into someone I love, and then I will attract love, the love that I deserve.

Ingrid

Matteo: So you won't be around for long. We just need your retinas for a couple of days, and then you can pop off to where you came from. Well, you are legally dead, so you can't get work. In fact, yeah, how would you even support yourself? Oh, you could just mooch off Nora like you did with Ingrid; isn't that kind of your thing?
Nathan: Right. Well, I guess if the hottest woman I've ever been with rejected me for a dead guy, I'd be a little salty, too.