Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSRick Wright Quotes
Magnum: Seducing your employees generally doesn't work out like this.
Rick: That's rich, coming from you.
Rick: I don't know what to say.
Kumu: You could say yes.
T.C.: I just hope you understand.
Rick: I understand I'm going to have to come up with a large sum of money to buy you out.
T.C.: Look, I'm sorry, man.
Rick: Don't apologize. Without you, I wouldn't even have this place. You've got a chance to expand Island Hoppers, you gotta take it.
Kumu: I've taken 11 calls and eight of them required navigating some serious red tape.
Rick: It's hard to avoid when the government's involved.
Rick: Kumu, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you volunteering with us today. Seriously, you are a lifesaver.
Kumu: I would have started years ago. But I thought you had to be a vet to work here.
Rick: Nope. We can use all the help we can get.
Rick: How is that bacon? Are you enjoying it?
Katsumoto: Almost as much as I'm enjoying your pain.
Rick: Let me guess: You lost it.
Jin: I'm not an idiot. I didn't lose it. I buried it and I drew a map to where it is.
Rick: So where's the map?
Jin: I lost the map.
Rick: Is it a good idea to use the Ferrari as bait? It isn't even your car, pal.
Thomas: You're doing a really great job filling in for Higgy. You even sound like her.
Magnum: Maybe we can find a side mirror to replace the one we lost.
Rick: You mean to replace the one you lost.
Rick: What's with the backseat coaching, man? I thought you trusted me.
T.C.: Yeah, I did, until you started losing.
Rick: We're not losing. We're just on our own unique path to victory.
Rick: Settle down now.
Nicky: You settle down. I've got $50 on this game.
Juliet: I think somebody has a crush.
Rick: What? I do not.
Juliet: I meant [Piper].
