Zoe: I didn't even order a curling iron. I wasn't expecting one at all, but then one just shows up in the mail out of the blue. Bam!
Rose: And you don't like curling irons?
Zoe: I love curling irons. I always figured that one day when my life was settled I would have curly hair. Just not now.
Rose: Well can't you just return the curling iron?
Zoe: Yes I could return the curling iron. It would be a totally valid choice, and I support all people who decide to return their curling irons, but I just kind of want to keep this one because it's the right manufacturer, and I love the manufacturer. A curling iron like this might be hard to come by later. I don't want to regret... Besides I have room for it in my bathroom.
Rose: I see. So you're going to keep the curling iron?
Zoe: Yes. I feel a little overwhelmed, you know, about the idea of having curly hair for the next 18 years and the rest of my life, that's all.

Rose: Oh my God, we're going to a Breeland party.
Magnolia: Just don't invite any of your loser friends.

Rose: Let's go Tonya, I've lost my appetite.
Tonya: FYI: Cougar is not a good look on you.

Rose: Congratulations, it looks like you two are going steady.
Zoe: No, Rose. I don't even want to be here.
Tonya: Oh, so it's Rose's fault you're on a date with her man?

Yesterday we traded my ho-ho for his ding-dong.

Zoe: I'm just going to pull over up here...
[Wade leans into kiss Zoe]
Rose: ROAD TRIP!! WOO HOOO!!

Rose: Oh... That's where your pants went.
Lavon: Surely you can ask him a question without falling into bed.

Rose: Where are your pants?
Zoe: Uh... Nowhere. I was, uh, running. Pant-less, in heels. It's a new thing, people are doing it and I'm a doctor and I have to keep up.
[Shot of Wade holding Zoe's pants on his balcony]

Rose: Does the wall have a murmur?
Zoe: I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work.

Hart of Dixie Quotes

Do you have any idea what it was like to grow up without a mother? Sometimes I would pretend that you were dead so I didn't have to live with the fact that you chose to leave us.

Lemon

I mean, I realize us dating each other's exes is stranger than a three-legged dog in a horse race, but that's BlueBell, right?

Annabeth

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good girls go bad Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Susanna Trickbag iTunes