Rose Hattenbarger Quotes
Zoe: I didn't even order a curling iron. I wasn't expecting one at all, but then one just shows up in the mail out of the blue. Bam!
Rose: And you don't like curling irons?
Zoe: I love curling irons. I always figured that one day when my life was settled I would have curly hair. Just not now.
Rose: Well can't you just return the curling iron?
Zoe: Yes I could return the curling iron. It would be a totally valid choice, and I support all people who decide to return their curling irons, but I just kind of want to keep this one because it's the right manufacturer, and I love the manufacturer. A curling iron like this might be hard to come by later. I don't want to regret... Besides I have room for it in my bathroom.
Rose: I see. So you're going to keep the curling iron?
Zoe: Yes. I feel a little overwhelmed, you know, about the idea of having curly hair for the next 18 years and the rest of my life, that's all.
Rose: Oh my God, we're going to a Breeland party.
Magnolia: Just don't invite any of your loser friends.
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Rose: Let's go Tonya, I've lost my appetite.
Tonya: FYI: Cougar is not a good look on you.
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Rose: Congratulations, it looks like you two are going steady.
Zoe: No, Rose. I don't even want to be here.
Tonya: Oh, so it's Rose's fault you're on a date with her man?
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Yesterday we traded my ho-ho for his ding-dong.
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Zoe: I'm just going to pull over up here...
[Wade leans into kiss Zoe]
Rose: ROAD TRIP!! WOO HOOO!!
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Rose: Oh... That's where your pants went.
Lavon: Surely you can ask him a question without falling into bed.
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Rose: Where are your pants?
Zoe: Uh... Nowhere. I was, uh, running. Pant-less, in heels. It's a new thing, people are doing it and I'm a doctor and I have to keep up.
[Shot of Wade holding Zoe's pants on his balcony]
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Rose: Does the wall have a murmur?
Zoe: I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work.
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Do you have any idea what it was like to grow up without a mother? Sometimes I would pretend that you were dead so I didn't have to live with the fact that you chose to leave us.Lemon
I mean, I realize us dating each other's exes is stranger than a three-legged dog in a horse race, but that's BlueBell, right?Annabeth