Once Upon a Time
Fridays 8:00 PM on ABCPopular Regina Mills/The Evil Queen Quotes
Regina: I'm not in the mood for a hope speech, Emma.
Emma: You're mistaking me for my mother. Besides you don't need a speech, you need a drinking buddy. Shots?
I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.
Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.
Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.
Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.
Should have known that fish sticks and pound puppy were here for more than a second chance.
A whole new generation is getting their happy endings while you sit up her and rot.
I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you've brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot.
Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.
Cruella de Vil: Oh, at last. I feel like I've aged a decade waiting for you.
Regina: Well, you certainly look like it.
No one goes near Henry but me. If you have a problem with that you can take it up with one of my fire balls.
You have made me a monster but I won't let you do the same thing to Emma.
